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Then last week as a couple friends were coming by to go shooting, someone hands me something from my mailbox out at the end of the drive. Yes, a envelope from the Scooter Store. With a FREE Mobility Assessment!
SCOOTER STORE? I still have 17 years until I'm old enough to retire, and last time I remember, I rappelled into work not hovercrafted. Well that will get saved too. For it's . . . . .
EARLY MORNING AT THE RANGE TIME! Mycroft Holmes called last night and suggested meeting up at at our gun club very bright and early Saturday morning. He's getting ready to take the bride on vacation so we figured we best blast while the blasting's good. Another one of the IND blog gang is going to join us. The more the merrier.
Looks like the black trucks rolls in as the early bird as usual. Other than a few cars up at the clubhouse, for a training class later, it's deserted. Not too many people get up at 6 am on Saturday like I do. Habits die hard. Time to set up .
You can't own too many pistols.
Time to set up the targets.
Three targets were set up, with distances measured off at 20 yards and further for sighting the rifle crossways across the double wide bay. We had extra barrels if we had others join us, this bay is actually twice the size of most at the Club. I went up to my target, with a regular stick-on target affixed to it, holding a couple pieces of white paper and some tape. The boys are watching me. I tape up a an envelope, walked back to position myself about 50 feet out with the Sig .45 with good old fashioned iron sights and. . .
BLAM!
Putting the A in AARP. I walk up to it, pull the envelope off and hand it to Holmes. He starts laughing. Then I remove the card from inside and tape it up there. A test shot for good measure to make sure the "A" wasn't just luck and windage.
"Nice Shootin Tex" I hear, as the fellows wander over to see what is going on.
And goodbye Mr. AARP Membership Card. The perforated card splintered into fragments and fell to the ground. The pieces will go in the envelope with the custom return address and be sent back to them.
Along with my "Free Mobility Assessment for the Scooter Store". (I tried to put the O in Mobility but I was off by a smidge). My camera's battery died about this time. Holmes had a camera and we got more pictures with some timed quick draw practice action, some wheel gun fun, and the sighting in of the new Savage.
That's right, the gun that everyone guessed.The Savage 93R17-BVSS rifle
The ammo? The .17 HMR cartridge, some of the highest velocity, flattest shooting, and most accurate rimfire small game and varmint cartridge I've had the pleasure to shoot as of yet.
Come on back Tuesday morning for more fun and a short range report on the Savage. But don't ride your scooter, you're too slow of a target.
20 comments:
roflmao
Nice.
That is an excellent way of dealing with those AARP solicitations.
That is some mighty fine shooting. I would not want to be a card-sized object trying to run away from you! Excellent skills.
Congrats on the Savage.
I never thought of putting holes in the AARP card. Got the first one of those on my 35th birthday, which a) was 20 years ago, and b) gives you some idea of what a crackerjack bunch THEY are.
Regarding riding a scooter toward you when you're shooting? I think the operative word would be "scoot"..!
Dang... remind me NOT to get you mad... :-) That was some good shootin! And definitely interested in a range report on that Savage!
Looks like you had a good day.
Twenty yards? That is good shooting.
I'm worried that with current events in the news that AARP will take that as a threat.
That was cool!I like the way those mounting rings get that scope down low to the receiver on that Savage,nice rig.
Jay - I hadn't shot a pistol in several months so it was fun to get the rust out that way.
The running targets are hard! I tried my hand at some USPSA targets and set ups last summer. and came away quite humbled by the pros that shoot that every weekend.
HatTrick - I was standing in front of the 20 yard measure, so it was a few feet shy of that, but far enough for AARP bonus points I think.
hottie11bravo - the rings are from WalMart of all places. Was hard finding them online, I guess it's "off season".
You know that you're just throwing Red Meat to us here, right?
;-)
How is the Redfield scope? When I got my Stevens 223 last month, I had a hard time choosing between a Redfield and a Nikon ProStaff.
Colour me impressed, but not surprised.
Jim
After the first several shots hitting dead center like the one in the picture, Brigid threatened to quit with a perfect record. RB and I persuaded her to continue and after a dozen shots or so, she finally drifted out of the x-ring (whew, she really is human).
Great day for sure. Started out chilly, but warmed up nicely. I'm very glad that you and RB could make it this morning. Fun times like this are meant for sharing.
Until next time ...
Holmes - I'm just glad after that second box of White Box ammo I didn't accidentally hit that blimp flying overhead.
It was a lot of fun, too many months since the three of us did that. Og's got the invite out for us to head north up to his range, we have to do that soon.
Wow.
I think I'll stick to burning unwanted mail, somehow that's very satisfying to me!
Don't just put the stuff back into the envelope and send it back to them...
Attach the postage paid return envelope to an old worn out tire and send THAT back to them. Let them pay the postage and figure out what to do with the tire. Those people generally don't send me stuff twice. The people at the post office just grin when they see me come in, they know the story.
Keith W
Places like The Scooter Store are the reason why Medicare is going broke -- they get the scooter, the taxpayers pick up the tab.
Though, I see more hideously overweight individuals running around on those than senior citizens. Maybe it is just Florida.
Just curious, when the time comes, do you think you will replace the "Black Truck" with another Government Motors model?
We are replacing our current vehicles with a single car as we dont need two, we checked GM of course but their Lease options reveal a lot....the lease costs more than a buy option monthly, this is a good indicator that they don't think the vehicle value will be high enough to make a profit on at the lease termination date...
I wish I'd thought of that instead of just throwing them out. Oh well, I'll get more in a week or two, then I'll have some fun. Right now its all about suplimental insurance. My question is: How the sam hill do these people know my age?
I say it every time one of these AARP posts comes up, I registered for the "No Junk Mail" ("Consumers Choice", I think it is called) at the Direct Marketers Association website, and have never received a single item fro them AARP.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank You!
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