Holiday Carnage.. I like it! :)
Has Barkley been wabbit hunting again? Maybe Elmer should take lessons. Have a great Easter!
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!Brings a whole new meaning to "having a bit of the hare of the dog! (OK, so its a stretch.)Enjoy a blessed Easter. Prayers for your family, especially your step-mum.
Lmao... That's a familiar sight around our place! Happy Easter!
Hahaha! I ran across this picture yesterday as I was image googling "bunny ears" for an Easter card. I decided it was too gory for my friends though. And besides, those look like deer ears to me, not wabbit. ;) Happy Easter from the Greenthumbs, Brigid and Barkley!
"Look what I brought for you! Can I keep it? Please..............."
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD!The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong."I feel terrible,"! he explains, “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM!"The blonde says, "Don't worry."She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"The woman turns the can around so that the man can read thelabel.(Are you ready for this?)It says,"Hair SprayRestores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."Happy Easter!!!
Funniest thing I've read all day! Thanks for the laugh! Happy Easter!
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Hehehe- Love it!
Happy Resurrection Day to you and Barkley. God bless, keep smiling and be sure to let Barkley have some ham- not the bone, though, till after it's soup.Shy III
Oooh - the "Elmer Fudd" comment reminded me: Go to Google. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky". Enjoy the expewience.:)
I like it! Funny as hell! I guess it's time for me to get another dog! Unfair to it, but if you can do it with your schedule, so can I!
I started this blog so the child I gave up for adoption could get to know me, and in turn, her children, as well as share stories for a family that lives too far away. So please keep it friendly, kid safe, and open to discussion, not criticism. This is my home. You can ive in yours as you wish, but this is my place.Enjoy your time here and I hope you come away with good thoughts and memories and not needing eye bleach -)