BAD Movie! Bad! NO BISCUIT!

An early morning, a quiet night tonight then I'm headed West this weekend to spend a week or so with my Dad. There will be some treks out in the mountains, a few good meals and maybe a fast car in there someplace, but it will be a good time with Dad and a friend. There will be a few saved posts to come up and a couple favorites reposted for new readers. so don't be a stranger.

I'm at almost six million readers since the first public post of 2008 (everything prior to that is just saved space for recipes). I won't be here when number 6,000,000 hits, probably late next week, but to them I say - thanks for all the kindness shown, and thanks for visiting a place that's become a small warm spot in each day for me. But not one I can't leave for 10 days. Enjoy the saved posts. I will be mostly absent, but not alone.

So, for your Friday night, no prose, no thoughts, no pictures. Simply BAD movies.

You've seen them, worse, you or your family members may have PAID to see them

Here is the HOTR top ten list of bad movies (two were a tie). While I get off to work and home to pack, please feel free to add your own.

Dreamcather (2003) -You lost me at parasitic butt weasel.

Slugs (1988) - If the monster can be thwarted by a giant salt shaker, you need to rethink the concept.

Vampire Hookers (1978) - No words necessary.

Gingerdead Man (2005) - Gary Busey is a possessed cookie. repeat. Gary Busey is a possessed cookie.

Robot Monster (1953) - Put a man in a gorilla suit. Put a diving helmet on his head. Watch audiences either lose interest or completely doze off. It was so boring Mystery Science Theater never took a shot at spoofing it that I know of.

Aeon Flux (2005) - This was just like the cartoon that was occasional on MTV. Except it's not a cartoon and all the cartoon action was replaced with substandard martial arts work, and instead of the original dark and gritty feel it's futuristic. Like Sears was in the 70's. And not in a good way. But there IS action -watch the characters posture and argue while checking out each other's clothes.

Spidermen/X-Men 3 (2007, 2006) -You know what the best thing is about superhero trilogies? The first two movies.

The Core (2003) - Let me put it this way: this is a science fiction movie about the end of the world that didn't bother to consult any real science. I kept looking for Al Gore's name in the credits.

Howard the Duck (1986) - Failure goes by many names. The Edsel, Waterloo. Fans of the comic book hated it, sci fi lovers hated it. I'm sure there's a fetish group that is into over sized superhero ducks, but I really don't want to know.

Armaghedden (1998)- Shop Class saves the world! Resolute on violating every law of dramatic unity and physics, Armageddon makes The Core look like a documentary.

Have a great Friday and a great week all of you!

- Brigid and Barkley