I saw somewhere that the Vatican added hurting the environment to the list of the seven deadly sins.
The current list:
Lust
Gluttony (does bacon count?)
Greed
Sloth (three toed or the other kind?)
Wrath
Envy (but it's the XDM .45 in green and stainless)
Pride
Well, with all due respect to the church, if they can add "damaging the environment" to the list, I'm going to add a few of my own.
The Home on the Range List of Additional Deadly Sins (abridged)
Feel free to add your own.
Last Donut
Carjacking
Welfare
Second Place
Monday Mornings
Monday Morning Breath
Cathy Lee Gifford
Pink firearms (sorry ladies, it's not a fashion accessory)
High metabolic rates
Women who treat other women as rivals
Express Lane Abuse
Barkley says - "Hey, you in the 12 item /cash only line - you have 33 bags of Doritos and a second party check from the Bank of Kazakhstan? I don't think so "
Braille signs at the drive thru
Jealousy (even prisoners get time off for good behavior)
The Slim Fast "sensible meal"
Fat men in speedos
Fat women in spandex
Trophy Wife
Dumping someone by email
Barney the Dinosaur
Occupy Wall Street
Botox
Gun Bans
Edible Underwear (bacon boxers, perhaps, otherwise, no)
The Jennings .22lr
CNN
Comcast
Misfeeds
Turkey Bacon
Foreign Call Centers
Cosmopolitans
Clingy women
Clingy men
Spitting
Star Trek Voyager (Gilligan got home quicker than this crew)
Celebrity Fitness DVD's (picking up brass will do more for your gluts)
"Celebrity Designers" (Put "Kardashian" on a cow patty, it's still a cow patty)
Drinks with Umbrellas (EJ just informed me that if it is served on a beach, by a topless supermodel, that does NOT count).
Enzyte ads (buying a new .45 will put that smile on your face too)
Lack of Muzzle Control
And finally. . .
People that think the Government owes them a living.
30 comments:
Here here! It is a PIA to fix target carriers when that happens!
Add to list:
Braille on drive up ATM's! Whats up with that?
Engaging in ammo wars.
Walmart.
Yep. Agreed with each of them.
I know why there are Braille signs at drive-throughs, but that doesn't make it right.
Those are good. Posted.
http://thedorkfishexpress.blogspot.com/
Deficit Spending
Bailouts
Using Smokeless Powder in a same-volume substitution for Black Powder
Driving while stupid
Using Power Tools While Blitzed
Messing with a baby moose or bear cub when momma's in range
Following the GPS instead of common sense and a map
Hitting a lady or a child
Mixing bleach and ammonia for "more cleaning power"
Trying to mug an armed citizen
Arguing with a grizzly over a salmon
Flying into lowering weather.
Commenting about my weight when I am eating chocolate and crying.
My Land Rover and I love our carbon footprint.
Junk science is not a sin.
HEY!!! I had a lot of fun with edible panties -- back in the day!
YeOldFurt
Some will fight the pink weapons, like Jacked Up Glock Mom.
Yes Soda, is also called POP !!
career politicians
leaving empty ice cream sandwich box in freezer
empty toilet paper tube
toilet seat left up
Long time reader first time commentor.
Picking up other peoples empty shells on the range
Long time reader first time commentor.
Picking up other peoples empty shells on the range
"Enzyte ads (buying a new .45 will put that smile on your face too)"
But wouldn't that be playing into the hands of the gun banners as compensating? :-)
Great post.
Well, while doing the braille thing, I remember seeing braille in the elevators in the downtown parking garage. *sigh*
Liver.
Screwing with the liturgy for stupid PC reasons that will alienate yet more of their flock?
I mean, c'mon - who do they think they are? The Anglicans?
Nice list :)
Persons who wear personal scent by the gallon instead of by the drop.
'reasonable' gun control measures.
Saying carob tastes 'just like chocolate'.
Being too lazy to use the turn signal.
Comcast is heaven on Earth compared to Insight.
45 in the passing lane
boots in the dryer music at 3 AM
Arguing with the RSO
Yeah, but Gilligan did not have as far to go.
In defense of the valiant crew of the USS Voyager, they DID have about 60,000 light years of fairly hostile space to traverse. Gilligan was practically around the corner.
Otherwise, great list. :-)
Thinking the First Law of Thermodynamics is merely a suggestion.
I have a J-22. It's so nice. You can loan it out and not miss it.
People who will put on their left-turn signal, and come to a complete stop in the left lane...ignoring the fact that there is, yes, a turn lane right next to them.
Idiots who will whip violently in and out of traffic, just so they can get one car ahead. Guess what...you're still stuck in traffic, but now, unlike the rest of us, you're a dick.
People who don't have the common courtesy to wave or otherwise acknowledge when you create a gap in traffic so that they can merge in.
Stereotyping/profiling (sure...I own a gun, so that makes me the exact same as the guy who shot up VT, or Ft Hood? Yeah....I take offense at that.)
Good list, there, B! Oh, and in Gilligan's defense, it wasn't his fault he was stuck on the island that long. It was the professor's doing...he could've fixed that boat in the first episode (c'mon, the guy was able to rig up a still, a 72" HD flatscreen 3D TV with Bose surround sound, and a 12-person jacuzzi using Gilligan's hat, three coconuts, and some sugarcane). Nope...the reason they were stuck out there? Professor liked Maryanne. You go, Prof!!!
Fat free half and half. 'nuff said!
Best wishes on your surgery!
Kelly
Driving slow in the left lane
Taking the last something out of a box and leaving the empty box
Opening another package of something that is already opened
And let us not forget...people who talk in theaters. ;)
Three cheers for common sense..
hurrah
hurrah
hurrah
Hope you feel better soon and tell Barkley to stop ogling the ladies while he's on a leash.
Putting the milk (or other beverage) back in the fridge with less than 1 tablespoon left..........
And, I must admit that I am a big fan of The Pink Guns, or purple...........
Metrocons or metrosexuals or what ever the hell they call themselves
Add to list:
Children (or anyone) with no manners.
People who say "I know just how you feel..." when they don't have a clue.
As for braille signs in parking garages and drive ups - blind people drive too! - I see them every day on my way to work...
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