I saw somewhere that the Vatican added hurting the environment to the list of the seven deadly sins.
The current list:
Gluttony (does bacon count?)
Sloth (three toed or the other kind?)
Envy (but it's the XDM .45 in green and stainless)
Well, with all due respect to the church, if they can add "damaging the environment" to the list, I'm going to add a few of my own.
The Home on the Range List of Additional Deadly Sins (abridged)
Feel free to add your own.
Monday Morning Breath
Cathy Lee Gifford
Pink firearms (sorry ladies, it's not a fashion accessory)
High metabolic rates
Women who treat other women as rivals
Express Lane Abuse
Barkley says - "Hey, you in the 12 item /cash only line - you have 33 bags of Doritos and a second party check from the Bank of Kazakhstan? I don't think so "
Braille signs at the drive thru
Jealousy (even prisoners get time off for good behavior)
The Slim Fast "sensible meal"
Fat men in speedos
Fat women in spandex
Dumping someone by email
Barney the Dinosaur
Occupy Wall Street
Edible Underwear (bacon boxers, perhaps, otherwise, no)
The Jennings .22lr
Foreign Call Centers
Star Trek Voyager (Gilligan got home quicker than this crew)
Celebrity Fitness DVD's (picking up brass will do more for your gluts)
"Celebrity Designers" (Put "Kardashian" on a cow patty, it's still a cow patty)
Drinks with Umbrellas (EJ just informed me that if it is served on a beach, by a topless supermodel, that does NOT count).
Enzyte ads (buying a new .45 will put that smile on your face too)
Lack of Muzzle Control
And finally. . .
People that think the Government owes them a living.