You are not a professional basketball star.
You've never heard anyone say "nice tan!"
Instant potatoes are a mortal sin.
There wasn't a big difference between your last wake and your last keg party.
There isn't a big difference between you losing your temper and manslaughter.
At least one person in your family is named Mary, Catherine, Eileen or Margaret.
The recipe serves two
1/2 cup fresh squeezed orange juice (fresh does makes a lot of difference).
2 teaspoons clover honey
3 Tablespoons Irish Whisky (a bit shy of a shot glass)
a few Tablespoons whipping cream, whipped til soft peaks form
a few pinches of oatmeal toasted in a hot pan til dark brown and then crumbled with your fingers.
In a saucepan, heat the OJ to JUST below boiling, add honey and stir. Pour into a glass, add whisky and a layer of whipped cream. Sprinkle with the toasted oatmeal, give it a minute to let the whipped cream sort of meld into the liquid and then toast and drink up.
A nice way to spend the evening, no matter how big your castle.