What's that? I heard the sound of a bowl.
I hear it, I smell something.
Could it be?
Yo, Mom. Dad has food and I don't! It's a bowl of Great Nuts (I hear they're made out of stone-ground squirrels).
The prosecution objects!
Look - I'm not against bribery. Will $15 get me a bowl of Great Nuts?
Fine - distract me with throwing a stuffie.
He Shoots. She Scores.
Oh boy, that's the ball my friend sent.
I got it!
Seriously Mom, you're not on your game, first the cereal and now a Chewy box full of food and treats that's been sitting here for like four YEARS.
I'll just sit here and starve to death, you all go ahead and open the boxes and wrap the presents.