After Abby Normal the black lab chewed up my Castle CD when she got bored one day when I was late getting home I figured she needed a new toy so off I went to the pet store. While there, I saw some dog toys on clearance. Most had squeakers, but those can be pretty annoying. Not as annoying as the one Barkley had that was a soccer ball that when squeezed played a recording of the Spanish guy who yells
at the soccer games. Barkley would bring that into the bedroom of the townhouse I used to stay at during the work week at 2 a.m. and set that thing off a couple of times, which probably made the neighbors who shared the wall in the other half of the unit seriously wonder about my love life.
No soccer balls Saturday, the sale items were various Island of Dr. Moreau toys. This one had not just one but TEN really loud high pitched squeakers in it. It wasn't just painfully annoying it was painfully annoying times ten.
That's not going to be fun for anyone with two legs. But for Abby the rescue dog, it is worth it.
Because someone seems to love it.