Monday, April 2, 2018

Why Women Take So Long in the Bathroom - The Truth Revealed

I have had a number of people, well, women readers who have become friends anyway, that have sent comments via email regarding my hair photo on the right sidebar of the blog and it's alleged natural beauty.

Just so you know, said picture involved a haircut cost that would have made Congress proud, three different hair products, a round brush, a hair dryer, a curling iron, cursing in various languages including really bad Swedish, good lighting and 45 minutes in the bathroom.

Gentlemen, there's a reason the women in your life spend a lot of time in there. But for their loved ones, for those special occasions and the occasional internet picture, it's worth it. For yes, because we want to look nice for you, we are doing the hairstyling equivalent of photoshopping our head

For THIS is what my hair looks like when I wake up in the morning.

11 comments:

  1. Any married man worth his salt will appreciate the time it takes, and should say so. Often. :)

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  2. Step back and ask yourself - is it really worth THAT much effort??? :)

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  3. I would settle for the bedhead!! I cannot get that much curl/bend in my hair.

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  4. Sorry, not getting it...whats wrong with your hair in the morning? Looks wonderful.

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  5. Your hair looks good for first thing in the morning. I have wiry straight hair and it is very short for that reason and it takes a lot of attention in the morning. I like to look good for myself and my man!

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  6. Not to change the subject! Married for 28 years and never, ever hurry the wife in the WC....But..That Cap and Ball revolver in your header...Is identical to mine!! I think..Old eyes here.

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  7. Now there’s a magazine for curly hair! Check out readcurl.com

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  8. Ok, I'm late to the party...but just had to say Yup, this is definitely the truth.
    In reality I have stick straight thick hair, and after 40 years of straight I went and got a perm a few months ago. Definitely waking up with bedhead these days. But a firm brushing, and a couple of hair clips or a covered elastic, a quick spritz of hairspray and I am out the door. But getting dolled up for a special occasion requires about 45 minutes.
    And the effort expended for the internet pic was absolutely worth it. It is a very nice picture.

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  9. I remember when I had hair. So jealous!

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