Sunday, December 16, 2018

An Abby Normal Christmas Letter

Abby Normal the Lab here.  I know Mom doesn't blog about me like she did about Barkley but I am a big part of her and Partner in Grime's life since they adopted me from a high kill shelter 4 years ago. I was old and sick and had borne tons of puppies, and when I couldn't make money for my previous peeps they just got rid of me. After a 12-hour round trip car ride I had a new home and it's the best place EVER (BACON!!!!! Poofy Bed!!!!! Sleeping inside where it's warm!!!!!)
When Abby got her first dog bed at the crash pad!


Note the hypersonoc tail.

Today, Mom helped me get my Christmas Cards addressed today to the peeps of my pet friends over at The Book of Barkley Blog.

You know how some people put a letter in their Christmas card, telling others all that they did during the past year.

I was going to go that, but then I figured that would use a LOT Of paper, so I'm just going to put my letter to you all here - you know, so you know all of my activities and accomplishments in 2018.

So here goes:

Dear Blogville friend:

This year I played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities,  played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities, played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities, played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities, played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities, played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities, played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities, played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities, played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities, played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities, played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities. played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities,played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities, played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities, played, left pee-mail and yard land mines, ate, slept, barked at the mailman, UPS man, Fed Ex Man and squirrels, had treats, squeaked my stuffies, begged for bacon, went on walkies, took a nap, rolled in the grass. attended Blogville activities, and so on and so on and so on.

Yours truly,
Abby Normal the Lab

9 comments:

  1. Sounds a lot like my Christmas notes since I retired: Woke up, (prayer of thanks,) made it to the kitchen for coffee, took a nap, ate lunch, another nap, got the mail, ate dinner, brown liquor, (another prayer of thanks,) went to bed, repeat....

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  2. Something about lather, rinse, repeat? :-) Cute one!!!

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  3. Sounds like a pretty good year - and a happy dog!!! :)

    Merle

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  4. Ahh such is the life of all those who are content :D

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  5. Miss B you don't know me but several years ago I followed a link to Dragon Leatherworks, from your blog, and finally could afford one of Dennis' holsters. He asked that I contact you and thank you for the lead. He does really beautiful work and really appreciated your link. Again thank you from me as well and I apologize doing it in comments but I could not find a direct contact as I don't do social media much.

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    1. Thank you so much for your kind words. I don't publish my email anywhere - testified against too many cartel folks to put my info out there. Dennis is awesome and I'm glad you got one of his holsters.

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  6. Merry Christmas to Abby from Samantha, Serena, and Traveller

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  7. Abby? that was January. What did you do after that? ;-)

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