Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Posts From the Road - The Quitter

When you're lost in the Wild,
and you're scared as a child,
And Death looks you bang in the eye,
 And you're sore as a boil,
it's according to Hoyle
To cock your revolver and . . . die.
But the Code of a Man says: "Fight all you can,"
And self-dissolution is barred.
In hunger and woe, oh, it's easy to blow . . .
It's the hell-served-for-breakfast that's hard.
"You're sick of the game!"
Well, now, that's a shame.
You're young and you're brave and you're bright.
 "You've had a raw deal!" I
 know -- but don't squeal,
Buck up, do your damnedest, and fight.
 It's the plugging away that will win you the day,
 So don't be a piker, old pard!
 Just draw on your grit;
 it's so easy to quit:
 It's the keeping-your-chin-up that's hard.
 It's easy to cry that you're beaten -- and die;
 It's easy to crawfish and crawl;
 But to fight and to fight when hope's out of sight --
Why, that's the best game of them all!
And though you come out of each grueling bout,
 All broken and beaten and scarred,
Just have one more try -- it's dead easy to die,
It's the keeping-on-living that's hard.
 - Robert W.  Service

Friday, January 25, 2013

Drop a Bomb on Me, Baby

I'll SIT for a treat,  but do you have any idea how COLD  my butt is right now?

That had BETTER be a really good treat.

Barkley's No-Bake Nut Butter Bombs

3/4 cup 100% natural  unsweetened peanut or almond butter
pinch of cinnamon
1/4 cup almond milk
1  and 1/4 cups slow cooking rolled oats (NOT instant oatmeal, it can contain salt)
1 Tablespoon fresh flax seed (ground in a blender first)

These treats are dairy free but always check with your vet first if your dog is food sensitive.  Peanut and almond butter based treats are safe for dogs, served in moderation.

Mix nut butter, cinnamon and almond milk. Add in oats and flax seeds (mixture will be thick but you can add another Tbsp. of almond milk if it's too hard to work with).

Use a teaspoon to scoop and shape small balls.  Place on a wax paper lined cookie sheet and refrigerate a couple of hours.

Keeps 3 weeks in airtight container in fridge or freeze some for later. 

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Working All the Angles


[sin 4x - cos 4x] / [sin 2x - cos 2x]

and you factor the denominator

 [sin 4x - cos 4x] / [sin 2x - cos 2x] = [sin 2x - cos 2x][sin 2x + cos 2x] / [sin 2x - cos 2x] 

and simplify 

 = [sin 2x + cos 2x] = 1 

and further simplify 

x = whiskey  (and yes, I'll have 1)

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

You all have a good night.  My brain is tired and it's cold in Hoosierville so I'm taking a night off to relax. No computer, just music, a warm, furry lab and a small neat glass.  Those of you that can, should do the same.  

Cheers - B.

Monday, January 21, 2013

LAB Rules

Angus, the black lab that belongs to my friends Six and his wife Lu at the Warrior Class broke his leg. (click for link)  Go on over and drop them a  kind word.  Young Angus is going to need surgery and everyone is understandably worried.

Brigid and Barkley

Friday, January 18, 2013

Come to the Dark Side. We Have Cookies

Dark Chocolate and Espresso Gingersnaps 

A family can always disagree on what to have for dinner, but no one ever argues over "want me to make some cookies?" These aren't for the kids, infused with coffee and a bit of chocolate and laden with spice.  Crisp on the outside and chewy in the middle, they are perfect alongside of or dunked in a cup of hot coffee or cold glass of milk.
  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 
  • 1 Tablespoon  unsweetened dark cocoa powder
  • 1 1/4 tsp. baking soda
  • 1 heaping teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 1  heaping teaspoon. ground ginger
  • 1/4 tsp. ground cloves
  • 1/4 tsp. nutmeg 
  • 1 Tablespoon finely ground coffee
  • 1/8 tsp. salt
  • 1 stick unsalted butter, warmed to room
  • 1/3 cup white sugar
  • 1/3 cup brown sugar
  •  3/4 tsp. vanilla extract
  • 1 egg
  • 1/4 cup unsulfered molasses 
  • extra sugar for tops of cookies (4-6 Tablespoons)
Preheat oven to 375 F. In a bowl, sift together the flour, cocoa baking soda, cinnamon, ginger, cloves, nutmeg coffee and salt. Set aside.

Using an electric mixer, beat together the butter and sugars on high speed until the mixture is light and fluffy, (about 1 and a half to 2 minutes).  Beat in the vanilla, egg and molasses, mixing well. Reduce the speed to low and add the flour mixture in thirds,  beating  well until each addition to incorporate the flour. Cover and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes

Using  a spoon create balls of dough a little more than an inch in diameter.  Roll top portion in sugar (I used a mix of Artesano's espresso sugar and regular sugar).  Place on lightly greased pan and press down slightly with a glass dipped in sugar. 

Bake in preheated oven 8-10 minutes for a chewy center cookie (bottom of cookie should just be getting slightly brown) 10-12 for a crisp cookie to dunk in coffee.  Immediately transfer the cookies with a spatula  to a wire rack to cool.  Store in an airtight container.  Makes 3 small cookie sheets full.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

The Irish Cure for Winter Weather.

How to tell if you're Irish.

You are not a professional basketball star.
You've never heard anyone say "nice tan!"
Instant potatoes are a mortal sin.
There wasn't a big difference between your last wake and your last keg party.
There isn't a big difference between you losing your temper and manslaughter.
At least one person in your family is named Mary, Catherine, Eileen or Margaret.

Most cures for common ailments involve whiskey.
Blas Meala - a traditional Irish recipe, it's more like dessert than a drink, and you will debate whether to sip or eat with a spoon. But on a snowy, icy day, it's perfect, whether you're part Irish or not.

The recipe serves two

1/2 cup fresh squeezed orange juice (fresh does makes a lot of difference).
2 teaspoons clover honey
3 Tablespoons Irish Whisky (a bit shy of a shot glass)
a  few Tablespoons whipping cream, whipped til soft peaks form
a  few pinches of oatmeal toasted in a hot pan til dark brown and then crumbled with your fingers.

In a saucepan, heat the OJ to JUST below boiling, add honey and stir.  Pour into a glass, add whisky and a layer of whipped cream.  Sprinkle with the toasted oatmeal, give it a minute to let the whipped cream sort of meld into the liquid and then toast and drink up.

A nice way to spend the evening, no matter how big your castle.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Get the Lead Out

When it says Midway Midway Midway
On the Ladle Ladle Ladle
You Will Like it Like it Like it
On your Table Table Table

The only good part about being away from home for a while is fun stuff waiting in the mail on return. Especially packages from Midway, even if back ordered, as shooty supplies, even of the lead casting variety, are in short supply.

I did smile at the warning on the back of the label of this little Lee lead ladle.

WARNING: Melting lead and casting lead objects 
will expose you and others in the area to lead, 
which is known to cause birth defects, 
other reproductive harm and cancer.

I'm thinking I should have a warning sign on my front window

Breaking into my home 
with the intent to steal and harm
will expose you and others to lead, 
which is known to cause reproductive harm.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

I'm Home -

So Mom -

There had better be smoked salmon or elk jerky treats in your suitcase. 

If you brought us a box of Aplets and Cotlets from the airport gift store, I am SO eating your new leather boots.

- Barkley

Friday, January 4, 2013

The Waiting Begins

Big Bro's surgical biopsy is today.

There's no question it's cancer, just what variant, which will help them with treatment.  I'm  getting checked to see if I'm a possible match for a bone marrow donor if needed later.  I reminded him that when he was 14 and got mono, I did his paper route faithfully for two weeks. He promised me the moon - fame, glamor, big bucks, snack cakes.  He paid me a measly Fifty Cents.

On the plus side, it's probably why I did NOT register as a Democrat when I turned 18.

But I'll do what I can, even if I HATE needles. Because I have my secret lucky charm  (even though he lost his tail in a tragic Hot Wheels accident).