Home on the Range: Cloudy With a Chance of Cheeseburgers

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Cloudy With a Chance of Cheeseburgers

Partner in Grime gets home late this evening from Texas.

The bacon fumes should have cleared out by then

If he asks. . . .

I'll say the ashes in the driveway are from a squirrel spontaneously combusting. . .

While I nibbled on salad.

4 comments:

Rev. PaulMay 9, 2018 at 7:58 PM
That's a well-planned alibi - bravo!
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AnonymousMay 10, 2018 at 2:50 AM
A salad. With the lettuce replaced with bacon. Bacon salad. A bacon salad with or in a large proto-crouton.
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MerleMay 10, 2018 at 5:19 AM
And I'd bet he just smiles & nods wisely..... :)
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LynMay 11, 2018 at 4:45 PM
I'm salivating right now!
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