Take your Dog to Work Day.

But why can't we go to "work" with you?

We can eat all the food that everyone forgets in the back of the lunchroom fridge.

We can bark at people from the guard shack that we don't recognize.

We can sniff the packages that come through the x-ray machine in the lobby.

We can help the attorney's in the building and then bill in dog hours.

We can do undercover investigations.

We can work in tech support and delete your cookies and carefully check the SPAM.

Save on janitor costs:  No more crumbs on the floor.

Need that report, another coffee pod or a pen?  Can you say "fetch".

We can "think outside the box".

Meetings won't last too long because I have to go "out!"

then "in". . . . then "out".

We can be part of trials and hearings.

When the boss says "you really dropped the ball" I can go find it!

You can get rid of the shredder.

Drool can get rid of most desk food stains.

Food taster. That cheeseburger from the secret squirrel cafeteria look a little sketchy?  I can try it first to make sure its safe to eat.

You already have a "lab" at work, what's two more.

and finally:

Squirrel interrogatories!