Home on the Range: Where's a Porch Pirate When you Need One

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Where's a Porch Pirate When you Need One

Either the Ford SUV is getting a new muffler or Lorelei the Lab has mail-ordered a large poodle.

6 comments:

Toirdhealbheach BeucailJanuary 4, 2022 at 1:06 PM
Well, that must have looked delightful for the neighbors as they drove by. I sometimes wonder what the think of the things we get.
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MerleJanuary 4, 2022 at 8:59 PM
well, which was it ???
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Old NFOJanuary 4, 2022 at 9:07 PM
LOL, I'd vote for the poodle!!!
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MonkeywranglerJanuary 5, 2022 at 8:05 AM
At first I thought it was some sort of mummified body...! I mean, in your line of work, it's not totally out of the realm of possibility!
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TerrapodJanuary 6, 2022 at 7:20 AM
Yep,must be one of those frozen poodles from Costco.
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