I really didn't expect anything unusual, Broad Ripple, some friends in Zionsville and further north, but there it was, sticking out like a sore thumb. A frequent, really frequent visitor from the town right next to my little burg. 15 minutes away. Three visits on some days. Some lasting an hour or more. Early morning, late night. A couple of Saturdays, logged on all day, one visit in the total count, but all day. Did they log on in the morning and just forget about it like I do a lot. Does this person not have a LIFE?
So I looked at Stat counter to see if I could see the IP address. There it was, the IP address, the Internet provider.
IT WAS ME.
Apparently, my little town doesn't show up with the IP, the next closest town does. Now, I have a healthy ego and all, but I'll do eharmony.com before I stalk myself
And yes, I do feel like a complete dork.
You all have a safe and happy week!
Love - Brigid
51 comments:
HAHAHAHA!
If you don't think you're worth stalking, who else would?
I have been accused of being eccentric by some, but I never thought of stalking myself!
Hah, I can see myself doing that!
Check your options, but most site counter type setups have an option so you can make sure your own hits aren't tracked (usually requires allowing the site to put a cookie on your computer).
There's no place like 127.0.0.1 ;)
Ha! Spooky!! I had that happen when I installed an network-monitor thing and discovered someone kept trying to access my network!!
Turns out, taking a look at the MAC address, it was my TiVo...
That isn't the meaning of the phrase "dating myself" at all!
HA! I was freaked out in my newbie stage of Blogging (you know). Now I don't even look at the stats.
You stalking you? That's deep. I'll get back to you on that one!
And now that I think about it, I visit your site TONS. I just have a bunch of sites that I click through during the day click click click.
I wanna see you get a restraining order. :)
Done that ... but as usual, your version is way funnier than mine.
Hey! What's wrong with Wookie action figures?
:P
:D
Been there, done that! Too funny.
HA!
Stalking yourself. I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there
I read that one to my wife - too funny!
Aw, man...Murphy and I were packing up for a road trip to "de-stalkerize" you.
Now I got to get all those guns back out of the car and into the safe again. Grumble, grumble, grumble...
Bwhahaha!! This is so funny!
Another contributing factor: a tabbed browser! A friend of mine wondered why I was hitting his business site so frequently; it had simply gotten saved into my numerous startup tabs.
"Did they log on in the morning and just forget about it like I do a lot. "
Exactly what I do after I comment some days. I guess I'm stalking you. :-) Actually it's so I can come back easily to see other comments but sometimes it's because I have too many tabs open and forget.
Paging Dr. Freud.
That's hilarious. When I first started forever ago (I dunno, a few weeks) I remember telling a friend that has been doing this a while that I was kind of amazed that people decided to follow MY blog. I don't even KNOW these people. LOL. Then it hit me (when he pointed it out). I ASKED for this.
I hardly look at Sitemeter, considering my stats compared to, say, yours or Tams, it just gets depressing...
Gosh Damit, That's Funny.....
WHEW!! For a moment there, I thought I'd been found out.
Good thing you're taking the fall this time.
:)
Sometimes the stranger in the mirror looks eerily familiar...
Dann in Ohio
Funny.
Noticed that about blogmeter when I set up my blog, but figured visitors would be very few because it is set up as non-internet-searchable.
Have fun stalking yourself. I would imagine it takes a bit of time to review and post all of our comments.
Have a great evening!
Can't believe no one has pointed this out yet, but all you've discovered is that, ma'am, IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Don - there I was, checking the blog before sleep and your comment.
"It's coming from Inside the House".
Bwahahahahhahaha. If I'd had an adult beverage it would have been spilled.
Nite all.
Here I was all ready to tell you how common it is for me to log onto someone's site, do something else while it's loading {because my internet service takes forever} and then forget all about it until the next day!
But too funny, that it was you that was logged on! Have a great day!
P.S. somehow I don't think anyone in their right mind would come on to your property unannounced:)
A stalker would turn off Flash and JavaScript, using a browser proxied through an anonymizing network. Look for weird one-offs at the same time each day ... like an IP address from Finland which doesn't leave any other trace beyond IP address.
With 64 bit operating systems and gobs of memory, more people are just going to open the site in a tab and leave it there. Thanks to Windows 7 and 8 GB, I usually have a half dozen or more running at a time and often lose track of what's been left open where because the tabs get too small for titles.
According to the numbers, your blog is about 100 times better than mine, and you don't even have a theme song. Oh Well, or words to that effect.
bwahahahahaha. That is awesome. Glad to know you are safe from your stalker.
Basements rule! Just keep the noise level down. Noob stalkers don't know how to use a proxy... :P
That was wayyy too funny :) Well self love is safe love as they say ;)
Hey, I was born in Zionsville and spent a lot of time in the Broad Ripple library. A long time ago.
Don't be hatin' on the stalkers. We need love too. How do you think I convinced The Queen to marry me?
Well after discovering your page I really wanted to stalk you, but the whole work week, chores, errands, and church schedule get in the way, plus my wife said no. ;-)
Great page, you've become one of my favorite bloggers.
Darn it, Don used the joke I was gonna use. *kicks rock*
:D
*snort* So glad you it was a false alarm. :-)
At least you were checking :-) That truly had to be a 'head-desk' moment!!!
We have met the enemy and they is us...
Pogo from Okeefenokee Swamp comic strip
Had me worried there.
And then: "IT WAS ME."
That really was quite funny.
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You do realize, of course, that you'll never be able to convince a judge to grant a restraining order.
And even if you could, your stalker will never abide by it and will constantly be violating it.
Not only that, if you have both a land line and a cell phone, your stalker will still be able to call and harass you, no matter how secure you've been in giving out your private numbers.
I have to say that gave me my chuckle for the day. Years ago when I was in college, I fell asleep, I woke up with a cold hand against my cheek.. Freaking out, screaming I smacked said hand away.. only to find out it was my own and I had fallen asleep on it. What does that make me?
Thanks again for the laugh!
Ok, usually I'm a silent reader, but this time I have to literally laugh OUT LOUD.....
naturegirl - thanks! And welcome.
I've already publicly stated that I wanted to be your Internet Stalker, Brigid.
But darn if it just isn't to much like work.
Sorry for being such a lazy old fart.
That is too funny...
I hate to think what kind of trail I must leave with multiple tabs in multiple browsers on multiple computers running multiple operating systems - from my house...
LOL, as an IT guy I was thinking in my head as I read your story "its got to be her and the map is wrong", glad to hear that's all it was and that no one is crazy stalkin' you. Always remember that those IP's are assigned to your ISP and its sub-stations, not your actual house. I've had some folks complain bitterly when they can't get themselves to show up on "internet IP maps" such as the blogger stats. I try to gently explain how it works and even point out that its probably best if people can't trace your traffic right to your doorstep, but they usually aren't happy about it.
Ruth is correct by the way, blogger lets you deduct your own stats from your site, I know b/c I set up the cookie on all 4 of my computers (in each browser no less) so that I don't count myself.
LOL! Definitely sounds like a facepalm moment once you realized the source. Thanks for the laugh. Needed it this afternoon!
If you notice me being logged on for hours - I'm not stalking - I just walked away from the computer while your page was up...
Hilarious! I find that Sitemeter logs aren't very accurate as far as location is concerned.
I'm surprised you even check your sitemeter given the level of traffic you have. I rarely look at mine anymore.
Wookie action figure....pfffft....only Boba Fett...maybe a Storm Trooper.
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