Monday, November 26, 2012

Safety at Work and at Home - Know your Raptors



Do you know the difference between the Velociraptor and his more modern 2nd cousin through marriage?

The Velociraptor -

The Velociraptor, being carnivorous, is an incessant meat eater.

The Velocoraptor's  large 'manus' (hand) with three strongly curved claws is his best weapon.
 
The Velociraptor has a stiff tail that helps him turn around quickly

The Velociraptor stalked his prey in the arid regions of China and Mongolia
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The Velociraptor has excellent eyesight, able to spot defenseless prey.

The Velociraptor can kill prey with both teeth and claws.

Yelling "Treat!" at the Velociraptor is not going to get his attention (unless YOU are the treat).
 
The Velocilabtor:

The Velocilabtor, is an incessant meat eater, though he likes apple slices and frozen peas
 
The Velcocilabtor's best weapon is his big brown eyes (I guess I really didn't want that last piece of bacon).
 
The Velocilabtor has a thick tail that can knock a Yuengling right off the coffee table.

The Velocilabtor prefers to stalk his prey near the water.

The Velocilabtor has excellent eyesight, able to spot defenseless slippers.

The Velocilabtor can  kill rawhides and your brand new Bon Appetit magazine with both teeth and claws.

Yelling "Treat!" at the Velocilabtor will get his attention (until the treat is gone).

Make sure you know the difference.  It may save your bacon one day.