Sunday, August 1, 2010

It's EASY to register your AARP membership

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Dear AARP:

Yes, my birthday is in less than two weeks. I'm hitting one of those mumble mumble and holding milestones. But I wish to respond to your offer of membership.


(1) You supported the Health Care Bill.

(2) I can STILL benchpress more than the average Democrat and fit into a leather bustier if the occassion would ever arise, thank you very much.


(3) Given the economy, I won't get to retire for another 15+ years.

and

(4) Something seems to have happened to your membership card.

Please remove me from your mailing list.
- Brigid