Friday, July 13, 2012

.22 Quotes from the Road


1. "You can't have too many primers". - Brigid.
 
2. "If your attack is going really well, you've walked into an ambush". -- Hannibal

3. The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in time of moral crisis, maintain their neutrality  - unknown

4. "Remember children - Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend." -B. Merkley

5. "Those who cherish freedom do not need to flame those who don't; We can though, through our questions and logic, help them to self-immolate". -Chris Bolton



6. "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf". George Orwell

7. To quote George Patton, "Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of mankind."

8. "It's not so much the Apocalypse, it's the humidity" --- MST3K

9. "An armed society is a polite society." Heinlein, from ""Beyond this Horizon""

10. "Where there's life, there's threat". - Blake's Seven

11."Get off a shot FAST, this upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect." - Robert A Heinlein.

12."We are half asleep waiting on the doorstep of the 21st century Take a look at the ones who lead this nation They are the champions of mediocrity." - Rumors of the Big Wave

13. Save the whales, collect the whole set.

14."Curious, but in no way indecipherable." -- The Fearless Vampire Killers

15. "Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice, and moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue." - (readers attributed this unknown one to Barry Goldwater - thanks!)

16. "No one escapes when freedom fails. The best men rot in filthy jails, and those who cried, 'Appease, appease!' are hanged by those they tried to please." - unknown

17. What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, I can assume it will be pretty bad. 

18."If you fortify your rear the enemy will attack you from the front". - unknown

19. "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - unknown


20. "Push to test."
(click)
"Release to detonate."

21. "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." - Jeremy S. Anderson

22. "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum." -  They Live

18 comments:

Borepatch said...

23. What? You think you're going to live forever or something? - Lots of folks

Keads said...

LSD and UNIX? I'm sorry that was funny as hell. Maybe you are right though.

Nice little S&W too!

greg said...

Two Heinlein quotes and one from They Live, and I think my favorite is the one about hitting a frog with a sledgehammer.

AussieAlaskan said...

Can't think of one I wouldn't agree with, nor not try like hell to implement.

Skip said...

"Because they don't make a .46".

irontomflint said...

Personally, I think the picture between #10 & #11 is quite dashing...

irontomflint said...

Personally, I think the picture between #10 & #11 is quite dashing...

armedlaughing said...

#15 is from Barry Goldwater.

Murphy(AZ) said...

I may be wrong, (rarely,) but I believe #15 can be attributed to the late Senator Barry Goldwater, and it is one of my favorite quotes of all time.

Murphy(AZ) said...

I may be wrong, (rarely,) but I believe #15 can be attributed to the late Senator Barry Goldwater, and it is one of my favorite quotes of all time.

Brigid said...

Borepatch - good one!

Keads - I shouldn't laugh, 10 years ago I still had one program I used professionally that was MS DOS :-)

gret - not too many people would remember "they live". :-)

Irontomflint - that was taken up at Bills guns up in the Minneapolis area. I used to shoot there when business had me in the area. I'd asked if I could take some photos of the store for a blog post for some free advertising and the clerk said no, concerned that customers might be in the shots (I make sure that doesn't happen but I understand their consideration of that). Great store.

armedlaughing and Murphy - thanks. I had that one as unknown, will change.

RabidAlien said...

"They Live" quotes! Excellent! Gotta get me some of those sunglasses.

Lyle said...

"They Live" was just on cable the other night! Gotta love Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper! Funny... my wife was not impressed at all when I tried to explain that he was wrestler not an actor... something about he shouldn't quite his day job.

daddybearsden said...

Unix and crap, they both start with C.

og said...

hehe hehe

You said "Fortified rear"

hehe hehe

Brigid said...

Og, as well, if the "fixed fortifications don't move, they're silicon.

I know Mrs. Og would agree with me, everything may not be perfect, but original is always better.

Tell the oglette I'm going to try and get up and see one of fencing matches if I can get a couple days off after I get back from Dad's.

MaddMedic said...

13. Save the whales, collect the whole set.
Now that one got me going this morning..
Snerk...

WindRider said...

"17. What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, I can assume it will be pretty bad. "

I read about this once. You get either Bad or Worse. If a big asteroid hits on land, you get Bad: Big flash and shock wave and devastation while much of the heat radiates out into space, bye-bye very large area. If it hits in the water, you get Worse: The heat gets trapped in steam and the nuclear-winter scenario ensues.

Moral: blast the sucker while it's still out in space.