Bored Redheads - Trouble Then. . .
Still Trouble . . . .
Me: Dialing (cough cough) lowering voice
Ring Ring
Me: "May I speak to Agent D. Please, yes, I'll wait."
Division of Wildlife Agent: "D. speaking, how can I help you?"
Me: "Yes I'd like to inquire as to when bayonet season is?"
Agent: "HUH. . . . did you say . . . bayonet?"
Me: "Yes, I'd like to take a deer using the bayonet on my Mauser "
Agent: " Wait. Miss. Did you say a Mauser? No. Firearm season doesn't start for a couple of weeks. You can't take a deer with a firearm yet."
Me: "I don't want to shoot it. OH no. I just want to Bayonet it! I've been practicing! I bet I can rush it now and kill it with one good poke."
Agent: (long pause. . . . heavy sigh)
Me: "Sir, Is it before or after Archery?"
chuckle
Agent: Brigid?!. . . .
I'm lucky I have family members who have a good sense of humor. I promise, I may on occassion poke the bear, poke fun at politicians and do the hokie pokie, but I won't poke the deer.
Love - Brigid
Now I know where Barkley gets it!
ReplyDelete:-P
gfa
Pokin' the bear Ms. B . . . .
ReplyDeletePokin' the bear . . .
AGirl is right, I can see Barkley lookin' over your shoulder urging you on!!
:)
If anyone could do it.....
ReplyDeleteWould you rush them from the ground, or descend from above using your deer stand as a platform?
LMAO.....Oh, oh, Little Brigid....
ReplyDeleteDid that adorable look keep you out of getting yelled at? hehe......
I'm sure it's OK to use bayonets when rattling up a buck. Or if you are surrounded and out of ammunition.
ReplyDeleteAn old hillbilly I knew shot a deer out of season. When we asked him about it, he explained that he had no choice.
"I shot him in self-defense ... or as he jumped the fence. I never can remember which way it is."
I pray my redheaded older daughter never meets you!
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Differ
Im waiting for "drop from above naked and screaming" season.
ReplyDeleteSo, when is bayonet season? :)
ReplyDeleteI figure it ain't bragging if you can do it. :^)
ReplyDeleteAssuming you will use a Mauser as a bayonet holder, what would be the proper bayonet?
ReplyDeleteDropping from a tree onto it's back and then pokin' it works real good I hear... 'course I've never done it myself so I don't know fer sure!
ReplyDeleteHar har !! That is funny ! Swing from a tree yelling like Tarzan !
ReplyDeleteI fixed bayonets in 1983, in Grenada. The bad guys ran away.
ReplyDeleteAnd do you poke the dragon?
ReplyDeleteToo funny :) Wish the people I worked with had a sense of humor :P
ReplyDeleteMac -
ReplyDeleteDo not poke dragons. For you are crunchy, and good with ketchup.
Thus sayeth the Pratchett
Mac -
ReplyDeleteDo not poke dragons. For you are crunchy, and good with ketchup.
Thus sayeth the Pratchett
Me only got two bayonets one for my
ReplyDeleteM38 Swedish and the one i had for my
P17 Winchester i may have sold the rifle but i like the bayonet to much to sell it.
If you get the deer drunk first on some fermented apple peels and cores, it might even the playing field a bit, But the deer still has you outnumbered with four hooves and antlers (if it's a buck), so be careful.
ReplyDeleteNever say never :-D
ReplyDeleteThis would not be as funny if I did not personally know people that have taken game animals (Deer, sheep, Hogs) with Spears and knives.
ReplyDelete"I may on occassion poke the bear, poke fun at politicians and do the hokie pokie"
ReplyDeleteWhat if the Hokie Pokie really IS what it's all about?