Wednesday, June 26, 2013

I am NOT Sleeping on Your Good Sofa

I'm SITTING on it.

Until you get back home I'm also not:
eating your slippers
humping the dog bed
barking at the neighbor's dog
seeking out your last Hostess Snowball
or
wearing your clothes (OK, I  briefly had a pair of panties on my head but it wasn't what you think).

Love Barkley

P.S. I do know the combination to the gun safe though

10 comments:

  1. That's probably the abbreviated list, too.

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  2. Ohh... and none of the pieces of the TV remote seem to turn it on any more...

    Dann in Ohio (for Barkley)

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  3. Roll that beautiful bean footage...

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  4. I'm so glad the cat doesn't have opposable thumbs...

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  5. Who needs coffee to wake up and when I can read this post!!! Yes, Labs have a mind of their own.

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  6. Heh.

    I have a Stella this week. Liking it. She mostly just wants to sleep and cuddle, when we're not walking.

    I can dig it.

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  7. Oh poor Barkley! He looks SO guilty at being busted on the leather couch!

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  8. I just love smart dogs. When we go to sea, My Honey just gives the keys to the fridge and cars to Penny and Erik. Oh, yes, our daughter is home with them, too, but they take are of her.

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  9. Barkley's panty fetish is too funny. Not quite so funny when one has the new parish priest setting in one's living room, and the toddler son comes out of one's bedroom wearing a huge smile and a thong on his head...

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  10. Psst, Barkley...look at the nice bacon I brought you! Now, about that combination...

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